I'm going to make a plaque for my door. Not one that says, "Friends Welcome!" or "Home is where the heart is!" or any of that. No, it will say EXACTLY this:
I am a very busy mom with a toddler and a dog
who are both liable to run out the open door.
I'm not buying; I'm not
signing; you can't sway my vote or my religion;
and Heaven help you if
you wake me or my baby from a nap.
Seriously, NO SOLICITING.
(Exceptions: Girl Scout cookies and LDS missionaries)
I'm going to do it. After chasing my dog down the street while leaving
my crying baby alone in the house, there's no question. I just have to
figure out the easiest and cheapest way to do it. Let me know if you