Recipe for Baby-Lust-Be-Gone

Ingredients:

• one boy with separation anxiety, 1 1/2 years old
• one girl prone to frequent temper tantrums, 3 1/2 years old
• two weeks with no parents.

Mix first three ingredients together and then gradually blend in the following:

• mountains of dirty diapers (very smelly)
  
• two parts screaming
• one part Veggie Tales
• a sprinkling of naps
• oatmeal, applesauce, and cheerios to taste

Administer entire mixture to person or persons affected by baby lust. For best results, return person(s) to a quiet environment after application to let treatment sink in.
Works almost instantly! In no time, affected person(s) will be saying, "Do I really want this?" Guaranteed to work or your money back! (Sanity is non-refundable).
Caution: Relapses have been known to occur. In such cases, simply re-administer treatment.