- one boy with separation anxiety, 1 1/2 years old
- one girl prone to frequent temper tantrums, 3 1/2 years old
- two weeks with no parents.
- mountains of dirty diapers (very smelly)
- two parts screaming
- one part Veggie Tales
- a sprinkling of naps
- oatmeal, applesauce, and cheerios to taste
Works almost instantly! In no time, affected person(s) will be saying, "Do I really want this?" Guaranteed to work or your money back! (Sanity is non-refundable).
Caution: Relapses have been known to occur. In such cases, simply re-administer treatment.